12 Actual Pregnancy Questions People Asked

Most women who become pregnant have to endure a host of new physical and emotional stress that’s impossible for most men to comprehend fully. Issues such as mood swings, swelling feet, nausea, bloating, and food cravings are just the tip of the iceberg. Then there’s the big event, childbirth itself. A team of scientists from Michigan University explains what happens inside a woman’s body during child birth:  “When oestrogen levels are high, the brain’s natural painkiller system responds more potently when a painful experience occurs, releasing chemicals called endorphins or enkephalins that dampen the pain signals received by the brain,” the Michigan team reported. “But when oestrogen is low, the same system doesn’t typically control pain nearly as effectively.” Even with that explanation, it still isn’t possible for men to wrap their heads around what women must endure.

Here are 12 questions (probably asked by men) that received the most hilariously sarcastic answers from women.

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?

A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?

A: ‘Cause you’re fatter than they are.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.

A: So what’s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’II feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

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