2 Airplane Mechanics Drink Jet Fuel And Live To Regret It

Have you ever been bored at work? I think most of us can appreciate the fact that work is not always going to keep us riveted. In fact, there may be times when we are going crazy trying to figure out what to do next.

Maybe that’s why so many people are loving the following joke. It has to do with a couple of buddies who work at an airport and they certainly were bored one day at work. That is when they decided to do the unthinkable.

Have you ever done something so crazy and yet it turned out to be one of the best things that you ever did? That is what one of the men experienced. The other man? Well, you’ll just have to read the joke to figure it out for yourself.

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Bud says, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!” Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?” So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It’s Jim.

Jim says, “Hey, how do you feel this morning?”

Bud says, “I feel great. How about you?”

Jim says, “I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?”

Bud says, “No, that jet fuel is great stuff — no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.”

“Yeah, well there’s just one thing…”

“What’s that?”

“Have you farted yet?”

“No”

“Well, DON’T, ’cause I’m in PHOENIX!!!”

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