2 Irish Blokes Sit Next To Each Other At The Bar And Their Conversation Escalates Quickly

Were you able to have a good laugh today? Some people make it a point to laugh on a regular basis, perhaps even listening to a comedy routine on their way to work so they can start the day with a smile on their face. It isn’t just something that helps to lift your spirits, much research also shows that laughing can help you to feel better physically as well. We often hear the term that laughter is the best medicine and perhaps there is more truth behind that statement than we realized. If you are looking for a little laughter medicine today, this joke is sure to be your daily dose.

Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London. After a while, one bloke looks at the other and says, I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland

The other bloke responds proudly, Yes, that I am!

The first one says, So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?

The other bloke answers, I’m from Dublin, I am.

The first one responds, So am I!

Mother Mary and begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin?

The other bloke says, A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.

The first one says, Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?

The other bloke answers, Well now, I went to St. Marys, of course.

The first one gets really excited and says, And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?

The other bloke answers, Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.

The first one exclaims, The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self!

About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.

Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, It’s going to be a long night tonight.

Vicky asks, Why do you say that, Brian?

The Murphy twins are drunk again.

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