3 Women Are Scheduled to Be Executed

Most people have had at least one experience as a young person where we partied just a little too hard. Sometimes, we may have had so much to drink, we forgot things that supposedly happened the previous night. It’s not a good feeling, and there’s nothing fun about it. I’ve never woken up in jail after a night out on the town partying, but that would have been a nightmare, to say the least. And just imagine if you’re in a foreign country drinking and enjoying tequila shots, only to wake up the next morning to find yourself in a dirty jail cell, or even worse, sitting in an electric chair facing execution. This is a joke, but when you travel, be sure to beef up on the laws before drinking!

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, y’all ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”

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