86-Year-Old Man Tells Doc His 20-Year-Old Bride is Pregnant

If there’s one thing that makes folks cringe, it’s seeing a much older man with a much younger woman. Now, we’re not talking about a forty-something-year-old dating a twenty-something-year-old, although some folks find that situation disagreeable as well. We’re talking about folks well into their senior years dating and marrying people three and four times younger than they are! It’s just hard to imagine what people with such a huge difference in their age could have in common. Even dating or marrying someone a few years older or younger can lead to some generational gap issues. However, for the old man in this fictional joke, he seemed to have thought he found a way to fill that gap.

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up…

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ‘Things are great and I’ve never felt better.’

‘I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
So what do you think about that Doc?’

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

‘I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.’

‘One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.’

As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge.

He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ‘bang, bang’.’

‘Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that?’ asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, ‘Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.’

The doctor replied, ‘My point exactly.’

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