A 90-Year-Old Man Is Crying Because Of His 25-Year-Old Wife

We live in a world that is quite diverse and anywhere you go, there are going to be differences from one person to another. Some of those differences we are born with and others we acquire.

For example, something that we acquire is our age. There is a significant difference between somebody who is 25 and somebody who is 90. Although there are differences, there are also times when the two fit together quite nicely.

That is what we see in the following jokes, where an old man has a young wife and they just can’t get enough of each other. The problem is, there’s a punchline coming and you will both laugh and cry.

A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, “I’m in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman.”

“What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man.

Between the sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You can’t understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love… At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and we have more sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love.”

He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. “I don’t understand. It sounds like you have a perfect relationship. Why are you crying?”

The old man answers, again through his tears, “I forgot where I live.”

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