A Blonde Outwits The Bankers And They Can’t Do A Thing About It

There are certain types of jokes that really elicit a laugh anytime we hear them. We may even hear the punchline coming a long time before we get to it.

Typically, a blonde joke revolves around a woman that has blonde hair and does something unexpected, usually without having a lot of sense behind it. As you are about to see, however, not all blonde jokes are created equally.

If you have a need for a good laugh, this joke is certain to provide it for you. It isn’t only the fact that it is a blonde joke, it’s the fact that for once in her life, the blonde gets to win.

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.

The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”

The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”

The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”

The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.

When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.

The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”

The woman replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

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