A Hillbilly Grabs A Choking Woman

If there is one thing that we all need from time to time, it’s a good laugh. Laughing helps us to feel better about the world around us and it may even make us healthier, as some studies would suggest.

The problem is, laughing is not always the easiest thing to do. Quite simply, there are times when we don’t have anything to laugh about in life but it is still important to try to crack a smile. That is what we are here to provide for you.

As you read the following joke, you will find that a smile is forming on your face. By the time you hit the punchline, you will be laughing! Make sure you share this smile with someone today.

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, “Kin ya swallar?”

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, “Kin ya breathe?”

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, “Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t never seed nobody do it.”

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