A Little Boy Catches Cheating Mom’s Lover Hiding in the Closet and Strikes a ‘Deal’

Children can be pretty devious when they want to be, especially when a child has an adult in a compromising situation. While most adults would not even think of taking advantage of someone’s awkward position, most kids have not yet learned those social boundaries. When they see an opportunity, they often don’t think twice about holding an adult’s feet to the fire. In this story, a little boy catches his cheating mom’s lover hiding in the closet, and the two make a “deal.”

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.[1]

Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

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The boy now has company.

Boy: “Dark in here.”

Man: “Yes it is.”

Boy: “I have a baseball.”

Man: “That’s nice.”

Boy: “Want to buy it?”

Man: “No, thanks.”

Boy: “My dad’s outside.”

Man: “OK, how much?”

Boy: “£250.”‘

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In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: “Dark in here.”

Man: “Yes, it is.”

Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”

Man: “That’s nice.”

Boy: “Want to buy it?”

Man: “No, thanks.”

Boy: “I’ll tell.”

Man: “How much?”

Boy: “£750.” Man: “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”

The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”

The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

The son says, “£1,000.”

The father says, “That’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that sh*t again.”

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