A Pilot And A Guy in the Back

I’m not a person who loves to fly. Although I don’t get terrified, I confess that when there’s turbulence, it can certainly be alarming. Everyone has seen enough scary airplane movies to make us wonder, “OMG what if” anytime something feels unusual. Also, on flights people are often on guard and paying super-close attention to anything the flight attendant or pilot has to say, particularly if it’s something out of the ordinary that you don’t often hear airline staff say. Imagine if you’re on a flight and the pilot suddenly blurts out, “Oh my God!” How would you feel? Likely you’d be freaking out pretty quickly. And that’s exactly what happened to the poor guy we describe in the joke below. Put yourself in his shoes (but not his pants!) and see how you’d feel. Enjoy this hilarious joke!

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and… OH… MY GOD!”

Silence followed… complete silence!

Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!”

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled…

“For the luvva Jaysus… you should see the back of mine!”

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