A woman behind me asked if I had a dog

Some say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. However, we all know that just isn’t true. And, we all have to admit that we’ve asked a dumb question from time to time. We usually do this whenever we allow ourselves to say something without thinking. A lot of the time, folks will politely answer our questions with a pitiful smile. Sometimes people get mad. And then there are those occasions when we unwittingly walk right into a perfectly timed sarcastic response. The man in this joke only wanted to buy his dogs some food, but after another customer asks him a stupid question, he just couldn’t help having a bit of fun at her expense.

I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Costco and standing in line at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

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