A Young Bride Is Thoroughly Impressed with the Skills of Her Much Older Husband

Remember your wedding night? After a long and beautiful wedding day and months of stressful planning, you’re probably ready to just relax and say “it’s over!” Well, there are expectations that come with the wedding night, which almost seems unfair considering how tired brides and grooms are. Nevertheless, they’re usually a young couple in love and full of passion. However, sometimes, it’s not just young couples who are full of passion. After all, it’s not about the age, it’s about the mileage, as they say. And sometimes experience trumps youthful vigor. One bride learned this and was pleasantly surprised. Enjoy this hilarious joke below.

Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25-year-old.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities, Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one.

All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Roger. Again he is ready for more ‘action’. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling.

When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it -Roger is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more ‘action’. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, ‘I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.’

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: ‘You mean I was here already?’

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