A Young Man Asks His Date For A Light And Instantly Regretted It

When you go out on a date, you never quite know what type of situation you’re going to find yourself in. At times, it may be a very comfortable meet up but at other times, there may be some issues involved.

That was the case with the young man in the following joke. He thought that everything was going perfectly when he met an attractive young girl at a bar but it wasn’t long before he started regretting his decisions.

This is more than a joke, it’s a lesson for all of us. Always look before you leap!

While enjoying a drink at the bar a guy decided to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone. To his surprise, she asked him to join her for a drink and eventually asked if he’d come home to her place.

Later, the young man pulled a cigarette from his jeans and begin looking for is lighter. After looking for a while, he asked the girl if she had a light.

She replied, “There might be some batches of the top drawer.”

When he opened the drawer of the bedside table, there was a box of matches sitting on top of a framed picture of another man. That is what he started to worry.

“Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.

“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling close to him.

“Your boyfriend then?”

“No, don’t be silly,” she said, nibbling on his ear.

“Well, who is he then?” he demanded.

Calmly, the girl took a match, struck it across the side of her face and replied, “That’s me, before the operation.”

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