After 50 Years of Marriage, She Suddenly Felt Her Husband Massaging Her in Bed

In most relationships, there is a lot of passion early on. Newly in-love couples can’t seem to get enough of each other. This is due to biology, and fortunately, this passion ebbs as time goes on. Just imagine if it didn’t. No one would get anything done if the newlywed bliss lasted forever. There’s a country phrase that goes something like this: “you’ll make a man lose a crop.” This refers to what happens to a farmer if he spends too much time with his beloved and not enough time working his crops. So the ebbing of passion is a natural thing. Also, passion ebbs with age. Once a couple’s childbearing and child-producing years are past, biology sees no need to continue making people passionate. Whether you like this logic of biology or not, it’s just the way things are, unfortunately. If you want to keep the passion in your marriage after a certain age and length of the marriage, you have to commit to working at it. Apparently, the lady in the joke below thought that’s what her husband was doing, but he had something totally different in mind and this is hilarious. Enjoy!

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.

Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?’ To which he responded: ‘I found the remote.’…

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