An Indian Walks Into A Cafe

When was the last time you had a good laugh? It’s always a good idea to laugh every day because it can benefit you both physically and emotionally. There have even been studies that show the connection between laughter and good health, but most of us don’t tend to laugh often enough. When we do have the opportunity to do so, we realize how good it feels and the truth behind the saying that laughter is the best medicine. That is what this joke is here to do. It’s sure to make you laugh, so you can consider it to be your daily dose:

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says,

“Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”

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