Attractive Woman At Airport Asks Priest

If there are jokes that tend to get a laugh out of folks, it’s jokes about prominent authority figures such as politicians, cops, and priests. Now, some may not find that kind of humor funny, however, I think it’s very important. If you can’t joke about authority figures then they become more dangerous in my opinion. Just think back to the times when telling a joke about a priest could have gotten you arrested or worse? Humor is a healthy sign that you live in a free society. In this joke, an attractive woman needs to board her flight, but she has a problem. So she asks a priest for help.

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her,

“Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course child. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you,” she replied.

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first.

The official asked,

“Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked,

“And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

Father replied,

“I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said,

“Go ahead, Father. Next please!”

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