Blonde Agrees To Take Chimpanzees To The Zoo For $100

We sometimes feel as if we are being picked on when a particular trait that we may have is included in the form of a joke. When that is the case, we have a decision to make. We can either get upset and allow it to ruin our day or we can simply laugh along and enjoy the humor. Although some of us may not run into this situation very often, that isn’t the case for blondes. In fact, they have to put up with blonde jokes on a regular basis but if they have a sense of humor, they will see that they are worthy of a good laugh. That is true of this blonde joke as well.

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”

“Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”

“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.

My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”

“I’d be happy to,” said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. “What are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”

“Yes, I know you did,” said the blonde. “But we had money left over so now we’re going to Sea World.”

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