Catholic School Nun Faints

For most of us, there have been a time or two (or three or four) when we’ve gotten a little tired and decided to lay our heads down for a minute to “rest” our eyes during class. For me, this almost always happened after lunch or gym class. And it’s always funny when teachers bust those who are sleeping in class; the kids usually have some of the most hilarious responses. However, the nun in this fictional joke certainly wasn’t laughing when she tried to call on one girl she caught sleeping in class. Something tells me she probably wished she let her sleep!

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School, usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

“Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?”

When Mary Margaret didn’t stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, “Very good” and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, “Who is our Lord and Savior?”

But Mary didn’t stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the rear.

“Jesus Christ!!!” shouted Mary Margaret, and the Nun once again said, “Very good,” and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question…”What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!”

The nun fainted….

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