Dad Finds Goodbye Letter From 16 Year Old Daughter

If there is one thing that all of us want in life, it is the truth. We will stop at nothing to uncover it and if we find out that we are falling short of the mark, we will redouble our efforts until we find truth again. Sometimes, however, the truth we seek is hidden so well that it isn’t easy to see at first. As we continue to look in on the matter, we find that we learn the truth and sometimes, it is brilliant.


A man was looking for his daughter, she is a teenager and her name is Anna. The man was feeling pretty low after watching his favorite team The Patriots lose a very important game the night before. To cheer himself up a little bit he decided to go get some ice cream and started looking for his daughter to see if she wanted to join him.

He went up to her room but she wasn´t there, the door was open and the room was empty. On her bed, he found the following note:

“Dear Mom and Dad,

I’m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Muhammad.


I’ve finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos and his big motorcycle!

And that’s not all – I’m expecting a child with Muhammad, and I’m already three months pregnant. We’re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!! And guess what? We’re going to get married next week!

He’s also explained to me that weed isn’t as bad as some people make it out to be, so now we’re growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We’ll have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they’ll give us as many pills as we want.

I do hope that they find a cure for AIDS soon, so that Muhammad can get better – he really deserves it. Don’t worry about money – Muhammad’s friends Juan and Stanislav are in the movie business, and they’ve arranged for me to become an actress!

The job pays pretty well, 50 dollars per take, and I get another 50 if there are more than three men in the same scene. So don’t worry about me – I’m 16 years old and can take care of myself.

The next time I come to visit, you’ll get to see your grandchild!

xoxo, Anna

P.S. Dad, none of this is true – I only popped over to Emma’s place to watch some TV. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than The Patriots losing to The Eagles!

See you in a bit!”

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