Drunk Mans Meets St. Peter

Having one too many can be an incredibly dangerous thing; however, many of us have had those nights when we’ve lost count of our drinks, and before we knew it, we were laughing our heads off at everything or maybe dancing on a table. Sometimes folks can drink so much that they forget what happened, and are often embarrassed to find out what they did when told by friends or seen in videos and photos. For the man in this fictional joke, he had quite a few too many drinks one night but managed to make his way into bed. That’s when he met St. Peter, who gave him a strange choice.

Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell fast asleep.

When Brian awoke a few hours later he found a strange man was standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. “Who the hell are you?” demanded Brian, “and what are you doing in my bedroom?”

The mysterious Man answered, “This isn’t your bedroom, and I’m St Peter”.

Brian was stunned “You mean I’m dead!!! That can’t be, I have so much to live for, I haven’t said goodbye to my family…. you’ve got to send me back straight away.”

St. Peter replied, “Yes you can be reincarnated, but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.” Brian began to consider his options.

He was devasted, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground…

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