Elderly Farmer Catches Women Skinny Dipping In His Pond

As we move our way through life, we have situations that come up and they present us a golden opportunity to forge a perfect memory. Some of those memories will stick with us for the rest of our lives. If you are facing such an opportunity, you want to use all of your creativity to ensure that it turns out in your favor. That is what this elderly farmer in Florida did when he caught some women skinny-dipping in his pond. His creativity is inspirational and guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.

Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

Ron frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”

Holding the bucket up Ron said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”

Some old men can still think fast!!

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