Engaged Couple Dies And Wants To Know If They Can Get Married In Heaven.

We often feel as if we have a handle on everything in life but in reality, we never know what life is going to throw our direction. We might be having a day that appears to be very normal on the surface but suddenly, something happens that is life altering and may even define our life from that point forward. This joke shows that it isn’t only something that happens now, it may even happen after we die. It’s a joke about an engaged couple who have an car accident but when they ask a simple question, they are surprised by the answer.

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple finds themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, ‘I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,’ and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn’t work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

‘Yes,’ he informs the couple, ‘you can get married in Heaven.’

‘Great!’ said the couple, ‘But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?’

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. ‘What’s wrong?’ asked the frightened couple.

‘OH, COME ON!’, St. Peter shouted, ‘It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?

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