Firefighter Tries To Help Little Girl With Unusual Fire Truck Wagon

Firefighters are the classic heroes of every society. These brave folks put their lives on the line day after day to save others while combating a variety of life-threatening dangers such as fires, toxic fumes, explosions, and structural collapses, just to name a few. On top of that, they are also excellent educators, teaching children and adults the dangers of fire and how to practice life-saving fire safety. But, the kids are really fascinated by watching these brave people in action as their shiny red fire trucks roar down the road, sirens blasting, on their way to an emergency. In this fictional joke, a little girl decides to make her very own fire truck using her red wagon. However, a firefighter notices something rather unusual about her set up.

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.

“Thanks,” the Girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar & to the cat’s testicles.

“Little partner,” the firefighter said “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”

The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

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