Guy Accidentally Sends His Valentine Hilariously Awkward Note

Most guys hate buying gifts for women. That’s just a fact of life. For many guys, they hate the constant uncertainty. For example, a guy might go back and forth in his mind trying to figure out what that person may like. The result of this analysis paralysis usually results in a hasty last-minute purchase at a store with the hopes that the store clerk will make the right decision for them. The man in this joke just so happened to have the assistance of someone who knew his girlfriend very well to help him pick out the right gift. Unfortunately, due to the circumstances surrounding his purchase, he may have been better off getting her a gift card instead.

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart for Valentine’s Day, but they had not been dating very long. After careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Nordstrom’s and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items, and the sister got the gloves, and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

“I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she was wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me, and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.”

All my love,

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

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