Hilarious Life Lessons From Bank Robbers

Finding the good in every situation is not easy. It’s really not about finding “the good” so much as it’s about finding a beneficial lesson we can learn to help us later on. And during terrible times in our lives, there’s almost nothing more annoying to some folks than hearing someone say, “everything happens for a reason.” However, as mediocre as this saying sounds, it has plenty of merits. The lessons we take away from everything can make us stronger; it just depends on how much we are willing to allow the lesson to change us. This fictional story is about a bank robbery, but within it are some important and hilarious life lessons we all can benefit from.

A few years ago robbers entered a bank in a small town.

One of them shouted: “Don’t move! The money belongs to the bank. Your lives belong to you.

Immediately all the people in the bank laid on the floor quietly and without panic.

*This is an example of how the correct wording of a sentence can make everyone change their view of the world.*

One woman laid on the floor in a provocative manner:

The robber approached her saying.

“Ma’am, this is a robbery, not a rape. Please behave accordingly.”

*This is an example of how to behave professionally and focus on the goal:*

While running from the bank the youngest robber (who had a college degree) said to the oldest robber (who had barely finished elementary school):

“Hey, maybe we should count how much we stole?”

The older man replied:

“Don’t be stupid. It’s a lot of money so let’s wait for the news on TV to find out how much money was taken from the bank.”

*This is an example of how life experience is more important than a degree:*

After the robbery, the manager of the bank said to his accountant:

“Let’s call the cops and tell them how much has been stolen.”

“Wait.” Said the Accountant.

“Before we do that, let’s add the $800,000 we took for ourselves a few months ago and just say that it was stolen as part of today’s robbery.”

*This is an example of taking advantage of an opportunity.*

The following day it was reported in the news that the bank was robbed of $3 million.

The robbers counted the money, but they found only $1 million so they started to grumble.

“We risked our lives for $1 million, while the bank’s management robbed two million dollars without blinking? Maybe its better to learn how to work the system, instead of being a simple robber.”

*This is an example of how knowledge can be more useful than power:*

Moral Of The Story:

Give a person a gun, and he can rob a bank. Give a person a bank, and he can rob everyone…

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