Husband Tries To Pull A Fast One On His Wife Using The Family Cuckoo Clock

Over the history of humankind, husbands have always failed to learn one essential truth about marriage. That truth is that they are never nearly as stealthy as they think they are. Husbands can sometimes (okay, maybe most of the time) come to believe that they are more sly than their wives. And this foolish delusion seems to persist no matter how many times they fail. There always seems to be that little Wile E. Coyote voice in their head telling them, “this time it will work!” However, most times, their wives are not fooled by the subterfuge for even a second. In this joke, one wife delivers the perfect response after her husband tries to get one over on her using the family Cuckoo clock.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘guys.’ I told my wife that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’

Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing the wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her.

(Even when drunk as a skunk…. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, I told her ‘MIDNIGHT’.

She didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then she said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked her why, she said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh sh*t,’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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