Husband Who Suspects His Wife Of Cheating Enlists Help Of Cab Driver

There are so many stories out there about husbands and wives coming home early to find their spouse cheating on them, in their bed! I’ve never understood how any of these stories could possibly be true or how anyone could be that dumb. Not that anyone should cheat on their spouse mind you, but seriously? Haven’t these folks ever heard of a hotel? I mean, if you’re going to do something that despicable at least give your spouse the courtesy of having to work to figure it out! The man in this fictional story came home early from a business trip and was planning to catch his cheating wife in the act, but he needed a witness.

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport.

It was after midnight.

While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.

The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.

The husband put a gun to the naked man’s head.

The wife shouted,

“Don’t do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!”

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.

He looked over at the cab driver and said,

“What would you do?”

The cabby said,

“I’d cover his as$ up with that blanket before he catches a cold.”

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