I had a flat tire on the interstate

Most folks will tell you that a police officer does not have an easy job. More often than not, these folks are the most underappreciated and hard-working civil servants within our society. These professionals interact with millions of people every day. Most of the time, their interactions are pretty mundane and boring, and there are other times when they can be dangerous and stressful. This why having a good sense of humor is almost essential for most police officers. As a matter of fact, giving a cop the gift of a good laugh can be one of the nicest things you can do for them. Just be careful that laugh isn’t coming at the expense of you being arrested. The guy in this joke offers the perfect example of exactly what you don’t want to say to the police.

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate.

So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn’t believe! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn’t long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

“What’s going on here?’

‘My car has a flat tire,’ I said calmly.

‘Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?’

I couldn’t believe that he didn’t know. So I told him,

‘Hell000000, those are my emergency flashers!’

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