Indecent Department Store Clerk Gets His Just Desserts

It took me over 40 years to realize just how much ladies have to deal with on a daily basis. In our society, we put certain expectations on women that don’t apply to men. For example, men can often jump right out of bed, get dressed, and head to work. However, if women were to do that, it would usually hurt their careers because they are expected to wear makeup and have their hair done as well as other things that men don’t need to concern themselves with. Then there are the remarks they here nearly daily from guys who have no respect or decency. But, the young lady in this fictional joke had the perfect response when she came across a lecherous store clerk one day.

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said,

“I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”

“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk.

“That’s fine,” said the girl.

“I’ll take ten yards.”

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled,

“Grandpa will pay the bill.”

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