Irish Wife Asks Doctor To Help Her Spice Up Her Marriage

If there’s one thing that’s normal for most marriages, it is the loss of excitement. After all, this is only to be expected when a couple has children and must contend with the grind of day-to-day life. It’s hard to make a marriage continually feel as exciting as those early courtship days. But one thing a married couple that’s been married for a few years has going for them is that they tend to share a much deeper connection than when they were only dating. Well, that’s the ideal anyway. The wife in this joke pays a visit to her doctor because she needs his help to light a spark in the couple’s private life. However, she never realized just how hot that spark would get!

An elderly Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s lagging libido.

‘What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor.

“Not a chance,” she said… “He won’t even take an aspirin.”

“Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him an “Irish Viagra.”

“What’s this Irish Viagra?” she asked.

“You drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.”

A week later she called the doctor, who asked her about the results.

“Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!” she exclaimed. “T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!”

“Really? What happened?” asked the doctor.

“Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was immediate.

He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye! With one swoop of his arm, he sent cups and tablecloth flying, then ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there on the tabletop! T’was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”

“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor, “Do you mean it wasn’t good?”

“It was the best I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”

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