Joe and Bob Were Two Old Farmers Who Lived As Neighbors and Couldn’t Stand Each Other

Most of us get along well with our neighbors, but sometimes you just get those people next door who rub you the wrong way. No matter how much you try, you just can’t seem to find any reason to like them. Sometimes this only leads to an awkward but cordial coolness between some neighbors, while others might come to blows over the smallest things. In this story, two old farm neighbors who didn’t like each other made a little bet.

Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors but didn’t like each other much.[1]

In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it.

So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare a$s.
After two hours Bob’s wife came home and asked Bob,

“What are you doing?”

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Bob explained and she said,

“Come on, you will only freeze your a$s off.”

Bob refused as he wanted to win the bet.

Then his wife got an idea.

“Let’s change places when Joe is looking the other way.”

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Bob’s Wife put on the same kind of pullover and cap and traded places with Bob.

Half an hour later Joe’s wife came home and asked him,

“What are you doing?”

Joe told her and said,

“I am determined to win the bottle!”

“You are crazy. Come on in.”

“Certainly not, I am already on the winning side. Bob lost his b@lls half an hour ago!”

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