Man And Woman Make A Wish Over Dinner And Regret It

Have you ever heard the expression, you don’t know what you have till it’s gone? I think that most of us would agree that the statement has a lot of truth behind it. Sometimes, we don’t really give the things that we have in life much thought but when we no longer have them, it seems as if they were the most important thing to us. Perhaps that is what a man and woman were feeling when they had the opportunity to make a wish over dinner. The woman wished for something practical but in this joke, the man followed through with something he should have kept to himself.

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. “Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.” said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and -abracadabra! – two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish… So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! – the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: “Fairies are female.”

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