Man Applies for Post Office Job with Hilarious Conditions

The U.S. Postal Service is revered by all Americans. Postal workers work very hard under surprisingly stressful conditions, so it’s no surprise why the term “going postal” is a thing. Going postal refers to people who suddenly lose their minds and start shooting people. Post office shootings by disgruntled employees took place in the earliest part of the 2000s. Fortunately, the practice seems to have stopped, or at least slowed down. Postal workers have an undeserved reputation for just standing around doing nothing, but the fact is, they have to wear a lot of different hats and there’s never a time when someone’s not in line for services. Mail carriers have to contend with vicious dogs, working outside in the elements, grumpy residents, and more. And city mail carriers have to do all of this while walking. It’s a lot. The joke below is funny and may apply to some workers, but mostly it’s just for a good laugh.

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

“Have you ever been in the military service?”

“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.”

Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You are a Disabled Veteran; you’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”

“This is a government job,” the interviewer says.”For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”

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