Man Comes Home Early From Work

Infidelity in our life is often no joking matter. If you’re the spouse that’s being cheated on, it can cut right down to the core of your soul and leave you unable to trust anyone the same way again. That said, hearing funny stories about other infidelity situations can be quite amusing. I mean, where would soap operas be without infidelity, right? And, of course, we all love hearing those stories involving nutty situations, usually involve a naked guy hiding or on the run down the road. Well, this fictional joke follows that shameful tradition, it involves a man who arrives home early and hears strange noises coming from his bedroom…

A man came home early from work one day, only to hear some strange noises coming from the bedroom.

He rushed upstairs to find his wife naked on their bed, sweating and panting.

“What’s up?” he said.

“I’m having a heart attack,” cried his wife.

So the man rushed downstairs to grab the phone.

But, just as he was about to start dialing, his four-year-old son came up to him and announced:

“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your wardrobe!

AND HE’S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!”

The man slammed the phone down and stormed back upstairs into his bedroom, past his moaning wife.

Then he ripped open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there was his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

“You jerk!” Yelled the husband.

“My wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!”

Leave your vote

0 points
Upvote Downvote