Man Felt Guilty After Ignoring Drunk Man Who Woke Him Up At 3 AM

There are not many things that are more annoying than having someone wake you up in the middle of the night for some unnecessary reason. After all, if people are going to disturb your rest, it should at least be for something important, shouldn’t it? Like if they needed you to save a busload of orphaned kids from a violent bear that just happens to have an irrational fear of you and beats it as soon as you both lock eyes. But to wake you from deep sleep (almost always involves one of your best dreams) for a frivolous reason, just plain sucks. The man in this joke felt remorse over choosing to initially ignore a drunk man’s request for help who woke him up at 3’Oclock in the morning.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over.

Then, a louder knock follows and he hears a stirring from his wife.

“Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

“Hi there,” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a push?”

“No, get lost. It’s half past three. I was in bed,” says the man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”

“But the guy was drunk,” says the husband.

“It doesn’t matter,” says the wife. “He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him.”

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?”

And he hears a voice cry out, “Yeah, please.”

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”

And the stranger replies, “I’m over here, on your swing.”

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