Man Goes To The Post Office To Apply For A Job

There’s nothing quite like going into a job interview. First, you have to find the right clothes to wear and maybe fix your hair (and makeup for ladies), then make sure your resume looks good, and finally, you have to leave the house early to ensure that you’re not late. Of course, it always seems like you either arrive way too early or worse, still run late. Then there is the interview process, a nerve-wracking dance between yourself and one or more people in which they ask awkward questions like, “So, tell us about yourself?” The guy in this joke managed to sail through his interview and get the government job he wanted. However, there was just one catch…

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

“Have you ever been in the military service?”

“Yes” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.”

Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You are a Disabled Veteran; you’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”

“This is a government job,” the interviewer says.”For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”

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