Man Texts His Wife

Being in a car accident is one of the most surreal experiences most people will probably have. One second everything is going just fine, then the next thing you know, BAM! It can feel like the world has turned upside down. Even if it’s a minor “fender bender,” the event can still have a lasting impact on your day. And let’s not even get started on the insurance companies! The person who hits you could confess their fault at the scene. Then, by the time their insurance gets involved, they’ve turned you into a drunk, distracted driver who ran a stop sign while on the run from the cops. The man in this fictional joke had a bit more than a little “fender bender,” and he decided to text his wife to let her know about it.

After having one of the worst days of his life, a husband sends this text to his wife:

Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office.

Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow to my head is very strong, may be serious.

Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture on my left leg and they may have to amputate the right foot.

After almost no delay, his phone buzzed and he saw that his wife had responded.

Her response:

Who is Tina?

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