Man Thinks His Wife Is Cheating When The Baby Is Born

One of the happiest days in our lives is the day that we have a child. It’s a day that we will remember, both for the good things that happen as well as for anything that may stress us out.

As you are about to see in the following joke, just because somebody is stressed out over a situation doesn’t mean that we can’t laugh about it. In fact, you may just find that you are laughing until your side aches!

You see, the father didn’t quite understand something that happened during the birth. He brought it up to the doctor, but the doctor was ready for his idiotic comments. Enjoy.

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. ‘Doctor,’ the man said, ‘I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine!!’

‘Nonsense,’ the doctor said. ‘Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.’

‘It isn’t possible,’ the man insisted. ‘This can’t be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.’

‘Well,’ said the doctor, ‘let me ask you this. How often do you have sex??? ‘

The man seemed a bit ashamed. ‘I’ve been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.’

‘Well, there you have it!’ The doctor said confidently.

‘It’s rust.’

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