Men Complain About Getting Old Until One Old Man Shuts Them All Down

As we get older, we begin to realize that life is changing right before our very eyes. Some of the things we may appreciate about getting older but there are other things that we would rather not have to deal with.

It seems as if there were a few men standing around discussing some of those issues at a nursing home. Although there were two of them that had some legitimate concerns, it was the third man that really shut them down hard.

This is one of those jokes that just keeps continuing to get better and better every time we hear it. I hope you enjoy the laugh!

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!”

“Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you can’t even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.

“No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”

“Do you have trouble crapping?”

“No, I crap every morning at 6:30.”

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, “Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7:00.”

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