Nun Goes into a Hooters to Use the Bathroom, Gets a Round of Applause

Throughout history, nuns have earned a reputation for being boring and dull. However, thanks to movies like “The Sound of Music,” “Sister Act,” and the TV show “Call the Midwife,” people have begun to see nuns for what they really are: human beings. Some nuns may be dull, but the vast majority of them likely have a sense of humor, and for sure, every human being has a natural curiosity and that isn’t limited to people who haven’t taken the cloth. Besides, throughout history, nuns have played a huge role in serving the poor, unwed mothers, orphans, and more. These ladies are heroes and they deserve a round of applause every single day. The lady in the joke below got one for a very funny reason, however. Enjoy this hilarious joke.

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’ ‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’

‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’

‘No, thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.

‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?’

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