Nun Makes Drug Store Worker Faint

Let’s be honest; we’ve all heard or told a nun joke from time to time. These folks, along with priests, are some of the most joked about people on the planet. Yet, they, for the most part, commit themselves to some incredible work for those in need around the world. However, as humans, we tend to make fun of others who behave a bit differently, and nuns certainly fit that billing. However, many kids who’ve gone to “old school” Catholic Schools know that these ladies are no joke! Nonetheless, for those of us safe from the wrath of wooden rulers, it’s entertaining to laugh at a good fictional nun joke from time to

Two nuns were in the back of the convent smoking cigarettes when one said, “It’s bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so that Mother Superior doesn’t find them.”

The second nun said, “I’ve found a marvelous invention called the condom, which works really well for this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!”

The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could get some of these condoms. The second nun said, “You get them at the drug store, Sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them.” The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter.

“Good morning sister,” said the pharmacist. “What can I do for you today?”

“I’d like some condoms please,” said the nun. The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked, “How many boxes would you like — there are 12 to a box.” “I’ll take six boxes that should last about a week” said the nun.

The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, “Sister, what size condoms would you like-we have large, extra-large, and big liar size.”

The sister thought for a minute, and finally said: “I’m not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?

He fainted.

time, such as this one about a nun who made a drug store clerk faint when she posed a perfectly innocent question about a product he sold.

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