Pilot Speaks Over The Intercom

It is not out of the ordinary to be nervous when you get on a plane. Some people are even terrified of the thought of flying but even a person who feels comfortable with it will likely have the jitters. For the most part, things go smoothly, despite how we may feel. Every once in a while, something happens that can set our nerves on edge. Perhaps it is a hard landing or some turbulence along the way. It can also be something totally unexpected, like what happened in this joke. Enjoy the laugh:

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and… OH… MY GOD!”

Silence followed… complete silence!

Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!”

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled…

“For the luvva Jaysus… you should see the back of mine!”

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