Polish Man Tells Lawyer That He Wants To Divorce His American Wife

Being married to someone can be a challenge in and of itself, but when two people from different cultures get married, things can often get very confusing. It’s become more common, as more people travel, for folks to fall in love and get married to other people living in different countries. We also see this a lot since the internet has brought virtually every country in the world into each other’s backyard. Most married folks already know how hard it can be living with someone, but try to imagine the challenges facing those who grew up in entirely different cultures? There are just bound to be a couple of misunderstandings and confusion along the way. But, hey. At the end of the day, love conquers all, right? Well, in the case of the Polish man in this joke, not so much. You see, one day, he decides to pay a visit to a divorce lawyer seeking to obtain a divorce from his wife. And you won’t believe his reason!

A POLISH man moved to the US and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well – until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer: Have you any grounds?

Man: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

Man: It’s made of concrete.

Lawyer: I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

Man: No, we have a carport.

Lawyer: I mean. What are your relations like?

Man: All my relations are still in Poland.

Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

Man: We have a high fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?

Man: No, I always wake up before her.

Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?

Man: She’s going to kill me.

Lawyer: What makes you think that?

Man: I have proof.

Lawyer: What kind of proof?

Man: She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle and put it on the shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says:

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