Preacher Offers to Tell Kid How to Get to Heaven

If there’s one thing you can count on from kids, it’s that you’ll get an unabridged opinion. Kids are famous for telling it like it is, sometimes with hilarious results. The thing is, you never know what’s going to come out of their mouths and sometimes it can embarrass parents or put other well-meaning adults firmly in their places. You’ll either laugh or cry at what kids say, but at least you’ll know it’s the truth. I can remember one occasion when my family was driving around the large city of Houston, Texas on a family vacation. This was before the era of modern technology and GPS. My husband was frantically driving around in circles trying to find the Children’s Museum and I was just trying to sit there patiently. My husband, like a lot of men (and women), hates asking for directions, so we just kept driving around.

My little boy, who was about six years old at the time, piped up from the back seat that he had to go to the bathroom, he was hungry, and he was bored. All of this going on at the same time was a lot, even for an adult, much less for a kid. My husband told him to chill or he’d just take us all home. My son’s response to that was priceless: “Are you sure you can find the way home since you can’t find the way to this museum, Daddy?” Without meaning to, my little guy lightened the mood in the car and we all laughed. We eventually found the museum and had a great time the rest of the vacation. The kid in the joke below reminds me of my son. With kids, you just never know what you’re going to get.

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of Morrisons Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can You tell me where the Post Office is?” The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street and at the end turn to your right.” The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new minister in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get To Heaven.”

The little boy replied with a chuckle. “Awww, come on… You don’t even know the way to the Post Office.”

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