Rich Wife’s Amazed By Her Penny Pinching Husband’s Sudden Generosity

If there’s one thing that’s true about affluent folks, is that they usually stay that way by NOT spending money. Of course, there are some who make so much money that they can’t find enough ways to spend it, but for the most part, rich folks tend to like hanging on to their cash. In fact, you’ll find that a lot of them are penny pitchers, some even clipping coupons and searching for deals. It sounds hard to believe, but not every rich person feels secure enough to spend a lot of money. In this fictional story, the wife of a penny pitcher has to pinch herself when her husband suddenly turns into the most generous man.

Several men were in the locker room of the gym when a cell phone on a bench rang and a man put it on speaker and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen.

MAN: “Hello!”

WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes.”

WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$90,000.”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.” The man hung up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turned and asked, “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

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