Salesman Sells A Car To Beautiful Blonde At A Discount Making Old Couple Angry

When was the last time you bought an automobile? It can be a very stressful situation and one that certainly doesn’t put a smile on our face until we walk out of the finance office with the keys in our hands. Sometimes, we may even feel as if we are taken advantage of when dealing with a car salesman. Let’s face it, they are people and they are trying to make a buck in today’s world. Perhaps that is why any joke involving a car salesman is going to be popular. This particular joke also includes a busty blonde, so it is downright hilarious!

A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,” said the older man. “Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there.”

“And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model.” The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. “Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man. “There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. “See you later, Dad!”

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