She Left The Repairman Instructions But He Decided Not To Listen

If you have ever had the chance to earn a living as a repairman, you probably realize that it is a very nice job. Sure, it has its ups and downs but the fact that you are always doing something different seems to keep it interesting. There is something that all repairmen know from the time they start and that is to pay attention to the details when a client gives you instructions. If you don’t, you are likely to run into problems and that is what this man got in great measure:

Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.

“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”

When the repairman arrived at Laura’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”

To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Bob!”

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