Student Threatens To Get The Teacher Fired, Only To Be Put In Her Place Hard

There is an old saying that ‘not everything as it seems’ and it is something we would do well to remember as we work our way through life. At times, it might save us from physical harm, such as misjudging a step or the edge of the road. At other times, it might save us from a considerable amount of embarrassment. That was the case with what we see in the following joke. A young girl thought she had the opportunity to get the teacher in trouble for something she misunderstood but in the end, she gets put in her place in a hilarious way.

Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”

Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”

Mary stands up, blushing furiously. “How dare you ask such a question?” she says. “I’m going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!”

Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary’s reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand.

Yes, Sam?” says Mrs. Sampson. “Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”

“Very good, Sam. Thank you.”

Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, it’s clear that you have not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”

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