Taxi Driver And The Nun

Taxi drivers, whether they are Lyft, Uber, or traditional, all have some very interesting stories to tell. Some of them are scary, others humorous, and some are just plain strange. These folks come across all kinds of people from all walks of life who have some of the most fascinating stories. What’s more fascinating, is how they feel completely comfortable sharing their life stories with a complete stranger driving a Taxi cab. These folks could probably double as psychiatrists and make some pretty decent coin driving folks around all day while getting paid to listen to their problems. However, in this joke, one taxi driver may require a shrink of his own after he shares his secret desire with his passenger, who just so happens to be a nun.

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’

She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’ She responds, ‘Well, lets see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’

The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’

The nun says, ‘That’s OK My name is Gary and I’m going to a Halloween party.’

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