Teacher Gives A Weekend Assignment

There is an old principle in sales that is known as ‘ABC’. If you have ever been involved in sales before, you would likely recognize that it stands for ‘always be closing’. After all, it is not just about getting yourself in front of people and trying to make the sale, you actually want to take things to the next level and close the sale. When little Johnny was given an opportunity to make sales for a weekend assignment, he shocked everyone with what he did when he came in Monday morning.

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”

“Very good,” said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:

“I sold magazines,” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”

“Very good, Jenny,” said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath.

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “I made $2,467,” he said.

“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”

“Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.

“Toothbrushes!” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?”

“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny, “I set up a Dip and Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.”

They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog crap!”

Then I would say, “It is dog crap. Wanna buy a toothbrush?”

“I used the government’s approach of giving you something crappy for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth.”

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